quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Someone signed my nipple.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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