walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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