U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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