it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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