I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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