16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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