season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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