VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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