Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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