Christians are straight up FREAKS
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
