So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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