Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
