Whoa Z and x make the same sound
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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