yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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