I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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