So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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