lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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