Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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