careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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