But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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