She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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