I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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