The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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