just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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