No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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