windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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