mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
