My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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