i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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