Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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