i already hear my dad disowning me
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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