we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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