i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Randomize
