In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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