that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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