Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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