Say something about gay babies.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
