State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
im on a boat
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