His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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