I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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