I need help removing her.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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