no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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