babies were throwing up all over the place
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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