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(804): View more from Virginia

it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.

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(404): View more from Georgia

If I was on drugs, this would be amazing

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(517): View more from Michigan

let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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(410): View more from Maryland

There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.

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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.

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(580): View more from Oklahoma

Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.

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