i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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