you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
