im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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