what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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