wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I need moral support for this bender
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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