Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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