I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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