I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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