the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Randomize
