you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
In America we eat man semen.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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